I have made a scarf but I haven't taken a picture of it. I suck!
I had forgotten what it's like having a toddler in the house. He is a trip trigger! The baby is already getting up on his hands and knees, wanting to crawl. Lord help me! LOL! They are wonderful and I wouldn't have it any other way. The bring a smile to my face every day, several times a day.
My youngest daughter and he boyfriend are getting along great. Life is good around here, at the moment. I'm working on an illusion scarf for my daughter right now.....it's going slow. It has her boyfriend's football number and his name on it, in their school colors. I figure that they have been together for almost a year now so I'll put a little work into it. I take it with me every day and work on it while I'm sitting and waiting for her to get out of school.
Sunday is the first day of fall, I think. This year is flying by so fast.
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Sunday, September 2, 2007
The Reason Is Finally Known
A recent study indicated, that Yarn and thread gives off certain
Pheromones that actually hypnotize women and cause them to purchase
unreasonable amounts.
When stored in large quantities, in enclosed spaces, the Pheromones, (in
the yarn,) cause memory loss and induce the nesting syndrome, (similar to
the one squirrels have, before the onset of winter, i.e. the storing of
food,) therefore, perpetuating their species and not having a population
loss due to their kind being cut into pieces and mixed with others.
Sound tests have also revealed, that these yarns, emit a very high-
pitched sound, heard only by a select few, a breed of women known as
"loomers." When played backwards on an LP, the sounds are heard as
chants, buy me, loom me, and wind me into a ball ".
In order to overcome the so called "feeding frenzy effect," that these
yarns cause, one must wear a face mask when entering a storage facility
and use ear plugs, to avoid being pulled into their grip.
(One must laugh, however, at the sight of customers in a yarn store, with
WW2 army gas masks and headphones!). Studies have also indicated, that
aliens have inhabited the earth, helping to spread the effects, that
these yarns have on the human population. They are called "YARN STORE
CLERKS".
It's also been experienced, that these same Pheromones, cause a
pathological need, to hide these yarn purchases, when taken home (or at
least blend them into the existing stash.) When asked by a significant
other if the yarn is new, the reply is, "I've had it for
awhile."
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Pheromones that actually hypnotize women and cause them to purchase
unreasonable amounts.
When stored in large quantities, in enclosed spaces, the Pheromones, (in
the yarn,) cause memory loss and induce the nesting syndrome, (similar to
the one squirrels have, before the onset of winter, i.e. the storing of
food,) therefore, perpetuating their species and not having a population
loss due to their kind being cut into pieces and mixed with others.
Sound tests have also revealed, that these yarns, emit a very high-
pitched sound, heard only by a select few, a breed of women known as
"loomers." When played backwards on an LP, the sounds are heard as
chants, buy me, loom me, and wind me into a ball ".
In order to overcome the so called "feeding frenzy effect," that these
yarns cause, one must wear a face mask when entering a storage facility
and use ear plugs, to avoid being pulled into their grip.
(One must laugh, however, at the sight of customers in a yarn store, with
WW2 army gas masks and headphones!). Studies have also indicated, that
aliens have inhabited the earth, helping to spread the effects, that
these yarns have on the human population. They are called "YARN STORE
CLERKS".
It's also been experienced, that these same Pheromones, cause a
pathological need, to hide these yarn purchases, when taken home (or at
least blend them into the existing stash.) When asked by a significant
other if the yarn is new, the reply is, "I've had it for
awhile."
Author Unknown
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